Gay Pagan Geek
lexpurple:

destierek:

crzydemona:

themoreyoumisha:

Did you know…
Misha Collins is not allowed to “go commando,” and has to submit to random wardrobe checks to prove it.

THAT is the job I want.  I want my job title to be Misha Collins Underpants  Confirmation Officer. 

im sorry you lost me at “misha” and “commando” and everything else i ignored because
commando
commando
Misha Collins sans underwear in relatively tight jeans.

the fact that someone even has to have this job because Misha-
i’m sorry. i’m just going be over here because i can’t

lexpurple:

destierek:

crzydemona:

themoreyoumisha:

Did you know…

Misha Collins is not allowed to “go commando,” and has to submit to random wardrobe checks to prove it.

THAT is the job I want.  I want my job title to be Misha Collins Underpants  Confirmation Officer. 

im sorry you lost me at “misha” and “commando” and everything else i ignored because

commando

commando

Misha Collins sans underwear in relatively tight jeans.

the fact that someone even has to have this job because Misha-

i’m sorry. i’m just going be over here because i can’t

ilvos01:

yukipri:

Baby!Smaug

Baby dragons are essentially winged, fire-breathing cats.

A cat that can talk and set your curtains on fire

Which acts like it hates you but begrudgingly curls up on your lap while you’re reading

dancys:

Hawkeye #1

micthemicrophone:

We’re looking at you, 1000notes.com.

micthemicrophone:

We’re looking at you, 1000notes.com.

doctorsherlocklokison:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

Oh and make at least 40% on the population female because apparently if there the crowds in movies are composed of more than 35% women, men think that there are more women than men.

widdlez:


"Oh David you’re too big to carry around."
Of all the jobs Rose had had over the years since she started her little babysitting business, Idris’s kids were by far her favorites. Chris always insisted that, being 10, he was too old for a baby sitter but he’d always find his way into the living room and into their little games. Davie was a sweetheart but had a penchant for taking things apart. Rose had learned very quickly to keep any electronic devices and kitchen ware high and far from his reach when he was out of her site. Little Matty with his penchant for finding a new hat to wear every time she saw him was a quiet little four year old but she knew for all his quiet and some what clingy demeanor he was always getting into trouble and had a mischievous side hidden behind that adorable little face. 

Babus! I dunno. You should probably just take my tablet away from me. 
I just picture them all being really protective of her too, since their mom is always away at work and stuff. and and they have this little box fort/club house ala “Out of the Box” style that’s called the TARDIS and a little yellow power wheels car they call Bessie. and they the boys are almost always arguing over something or other but they all agree that they hate Rose’s boyfriend Jimmy.
No seriously stop me

widdlez:

"Oh David you’re too big to carry around."

Of all the jobs Rose had had over the years since she started her little babysitting business, Idris’s kids were by far her favorites. Chris always insisted that, being 10, he was too old for a baby sitter but he’d always find his way into the living room and into their little games. Davie was a sweetheart but had a penchant for taking things apart. Rose had learned very quickly to keep any electronic devices and kitchen ware high and far from his reach when he was out of her site. Little Matty with his penchant for finding a new hat to wear every time she saw him was a quiet little four year old but she knew for all his quiet and some what clingy demeanor he was always getting into trouble and had a mischievous side hidden behind that adorable little face. 

Babus! I dunno. You should probably just take my tablet away from me. 

I just picture them all being really protective of her too, since their mom is always away at work and stuff. and and they have this little box fort/club house ala “Out of the Box” style that’s called the TARDIS and a little yellow power wheels car they call Bessie. and they the boys are almost always arguing over something or other but they all agree that they hate Rose’s boyfriend Jimmy.

No seriously stop me

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

bandskilledthefangirl:

I’m uh… I’m doing a thing..

bandskilledthefangirl:

I’m uh… I’m doing a thing..

katsofmeer:

things that would make avengers 2 better:

  • sam wilson
  • sam wilson
  • another sam wilson
  • literally every character is sam wilson
  • anthony mackie plays every single character
  • it is never discussed or explained
  • trillion dollar box office hit

pancakesaresosexy:

feardubh:

When people turn to fictional characters, it’s often because they want an escape. The stories of these people shelter us from the storm of our daily lives; they save us, if only for a little while. But when we really give in, become invested, let ourselves be vulnerable, something changes. We begin to feel that we know them. It’s no longer just an escape, but part of us, something that makes us who we are.

These characters teach us that incredible adversity can be overcome. That people can love each other forever. That life can be an adventure. That magic can be real. And even if these miracles have never happened to us, we begin to go through life believing that, someday, they could.

“And I promise you that you’re important. Don’t look at me like that- in all my 900 years I’ve never met someone who wasn’t important.”

“Cheer up mate, it gets better. Look at me, I was once a little kid living under the stairs. You’ll do fine.”

“Hey. I know it seems like life sucks, that you’ve got the devil on your tail. Hell, sometimes you do. But you’re strong enough to beat him. You’ve got friends at your back and family too, and that’s what really counts in the end.”

“Don’t be silly, they’re wrong about you; of course you matter. You’ve always mattered.”

Seeing this on your dashboard when ‘All you Did Was Save My Life’ is playing in the background?

setbabiesonfire:

castorochiaro:

nerdloveandlolz:

embryhallowed:

boydoicry:

seriously tearing up at 2am over steve irwin

such an incredible person who really cherished animals, his death will always hurt my heart. always

gets bitten on the neck by a snake.

"Can you get a close-in on this?"

I will never not love this man with all my heart.

So gentle. Obviously I didn’t know him in person but the way he didn’t react in anger here seems to show a very kind spirit. I wish people wouldn’t joke about how he died. People wouldn’t joke about a firefighter who died in a fire. Steve was all about showing us that even dangerous animals deserve our admiration, respect, and even a sort of affection, and that was something worth doing, even if he seemed goofy and silly sometimes.

I wanted to BE this man as a kid. I did. The world was so scary and he was always so excited about it all, I wanted to be excited too. I hate jokes about his death and how people talk about him like he was crazy. He was alive. He loved every single day he was on this planet and if that’s something people think is worth ridicule, then that just makes me feel sorry for them.

I love Steve Irwin.

awesomeavocadolove:

Would You Rather: Always Wear Your Superhero Costume or Be Naked All The Time? [x]

I wasn’t going to reblog this until Mackie. 

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

just gonna keep adding him in here

smileycub:

cornfedmusclepup:

smileycub:

innerbear:

with the humidity here, always 

Just in general.

If I could wear shorts… or just like compression shorts. I’d be happy

You should just not wear anything at all… Cause that’s hot.

smileycub:

cornfedmusclepup:

smileycub:

innerbear:

with the humidity here, always 

Just in general.

If I could wear shorts… or just like compression shorts. I’d be happy

You should just not wear anything at all… Cause that’s hot.